In the wake of President Trump calling Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz another version of "special," the Commander-in-Chief doubled down when pressed by the media. Pretty retarded, if you ask me (See what I did there?)
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After publicly admitting that he's written poetry books making fun of President Trump, actor John Lithgow says Illinois Gov. JB Pritzker is "suddenly [his] new hero." Talk about living in a bubble.
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A Washington, DC, "journalist" says the National Guard victims are nothing more than "pawns" of politicians who shouldn't have been there in the first place. Me thinks someone doth protest too much.
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An office security guard laments the Christmas and Hanukkah decorations around her, complaining that those in charge should take her feelings into account. Lighten up, Francis.
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Rep. Ilhan Omar (D-Minn.) likes to make people believe that she serves the U.S., but it seems that's only true in the context of helping her fellow Somalians. Omar is clearly Somalia First!
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Rep. Eric Swalwell (D-Calif.) tells CNN he thinks it would "max out democracy" if people were allowed to vote by phone. Sure, nothing could go wrong there.
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CNN's Anderson Cooper and Rep. Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.) get a good chuckle out of the names she's called Trump, stating she "could've done much worse." Of course, the left will tell everyone else to calm the rhetoric down. But, it's okay when they're the aggressors.
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This guy gets upset that people call him 'gay' for having a girlfriend with dude junk. He tries to explain it away and asks a question. But, he's not going to like the answer.
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During a pro-Christian event in the Muslim enclave of Dearborn, Michigan, a young Muslim man says he hopes one of the protesters and a journalist get "Charlie Kirk'd." Sick.
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'The View's' Sunny Hostin proclaims that not only is President Trump a liar, but that it's not 'normal' for the office of the president. Yeah...about that. Talk about no self-awareness or knowledge of recent history...
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