The White House has posted its annual round-up photo of all the 2024 interns. But out of all the smiling libs in the heavy-on-the-XX-chromosome crowd gathered around a brain-addled Joe Biden on the marble steps, one in particular is raising a few eyebrows.
First, here’s the photo. I’ll let you play Where’s Weirdo.
If you guessed this supposed chick dressed in pink, please come collect your gold star and your commemorative t-shirt for not being a gullible, woke idiot.
Now, admittedly, I have no idea who this person is. But when you’re square-shaped with no chest, an undeniably obvious skirt bulge, and you work in the Biden White House? The obvious questions are fair.
And the internet was all too happy to ask them.
That’s a dude lol pic.twitter.com/05Np2xXgwq
— Clown World ™ 🤡 (@ClownWorld_) December 22, 2024
What do you think his job was? pic.twitter.com/umNezGospX
— Paul A. Szypula 🇺🇸 (@Bubblebathgirl) December 22, 2024
I found him. pic.twitter.com/qHgmMMPzMU
— Colton Blake 🇺🇸 (@ColtonBlakeX) December 22, 2024
His pronouns are showing pic.twitter.com/r2WVs3Tp5o
— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) December 22, 2024
Hey, look. Maybe this..er...individual?...is just real good at accounting. Or speechifying. Or getting other people’s coffee. Whatever it was he/she/they/zhir spent the past 12 months doing.
But either way, it's pretty clear that you can put lipstick on a dude, and it's still a dude. And no amount of pronoun rules are going to fool anyone.