The video game, “Dragon Age: The Veilguard” has just unveiled its new “inclusive” avatar customization features and they’re as woke as you’d expect them to be.
“She/her, he/him and they/them, and then your gender is man, woman (or) non-binary,” listed a gender-deluded internet streamer who celebrated the game’s latest character additions.
Breaking, Dragon Age – The Veilguard character customization features have been revealed. You can call yourself a Lamborghini and choose they/them nonbinary pronouns. But that's not all! Players can now customize female characters' chests and add top surgery scars. Thoughts? 💀😆 pic.twitter.com/u4CJvHRbdu
— LearningTheLaw (@Mangalawyer) September 19, 2024
Players can now customize the size of their avatar’s boobs (or moobs?) and even “top surgery” scars “for all of our non-binary” people “out there,” the streamer announced with a giddy smile.
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But wait… there’s more! You can also be a midget, and according to some accounts, identify as a Lamborghini!
These changes come in light of an initial promise made by the game’s director, Corriane Busche to “feature more skin tones and inclusive customization.”
She claims the game "has traditionally not done skin tones well."
Not to worry, anymore! Now players can even make their character have vitiligo and other conditions, some of which appear completely made up.
Your character can be as laughably hideous as possible. By watching a game tutorial, it appears a catalog of assorted fugliness is all they offer to your poor avatar.
As “inclusive” as this revamped game advertises itself, a preview of their new customization features shows the only option for a female character is to look like a butch lesbian.
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