Just a couple days after advancing a bill that would ban parents from opting their kindergartners out of classes on sexuality and gender-bending, the lunatics in the Maryland House of Representatives are now looking to provide condoms in all school vending machines - at taxpayer expense of course.
And did I mention, all school vending machines? To include preschool and elementary schools.
According to Fox45 News, House Bill 380 would “allow contraceptives to be sold in nursery school, preschool, elementary and high school vending machines” by repealing a current law that makes it a misdemeanor to sell or offer contraceptives in a school vending machine. Doing so currently carries a $1,000 penalty.
The bill isn’t a mandate, and schools themselves would be responsible for deciding whether to put prophylactics next to the Doritos available to four-year-olds. But it’s one step closer to mandating we pass out rubbers to prepubescent children, and one step away from basic sanity and decency.
Related: Maryland Parents Outraged Banning Them From Opting Their Kids Out of 'Gender Identity' Class
It’s not yet clear whether those vending machines would be strategically placed outside the classrooms used to teach elementary students about oral and anal sex - though I wouldn’t put it past leftists to stand in the halls and pass out gift baggies with Trojans and abortion pills on a first-grader’s way to gym class, where they'll then be stuffed into co-ed locker rooms for "inclusion."
Delegate Kathy Szeliga, a Republican representing part of Baltimore County, accused Democrats of having "lost their minds” with the new condom bill - which, frankly, generously assumes they had one to begin with.
“Condom vending machines in SCHOOLS—from preschools to high schools? Yes, you read that right," Szeliga said of the bill, speaking on the Maryland House floor. “Thanks to HB 380, the ‘Condoms for Kiddies’ bill, your child’s school could soon be a one-stop shop for birth control. What’s next, hormone therapy at recess? This is what happens when the people in charge put ideology over common sense.”
Which, again, assumes they had common sense in the first place.
Follow MRCTV on X!
A boy wins 1st place in a girls' pole vault championship in Maine, two years after tying for 5th as a boy.https://t.co/jF2quDqbfj
— MRCTV (@mrctv) February 22, 2025
