Actress Bette Midler traveled over to CBS and The Late Show with Stephen Colbert on Tuesday to pay tribute to the eponymous host as he winds down his show. While Midler avoided wishing a plague on Colbert’s bosses, she did gush over him in the form of a song that included several references to Colbert’s Lord of the Rings fandom as well as President Trump’s backside.
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Eventually, Midler revealed that the paper contained lyrics to a song she wrote that began, “It must have been cold here at The Late Show, despite the high ratings and awards, you need a gig that's more worthwhile now that you're more in demand than Epstein's file.”
Midler’s ode continued, “Did you ever know that you're my Frodo? You stand for what's right with wit and class. Thank you. And I hold you high as the great eagles 'cause you never kissed the orange ass. You never kissed the orange ass, never kissed the orange ass. Oh, you, you, you, you never—”
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