Media: Dear Texas, Please Remove the Buoys, They're Stopping Illegal Aliens

Just as we finished up our study looking at the last nine and a  half months of border coverage, the broadcast networks began shrieking in disgust at a line of red buoys that Texas Governor Greg Abbott had installed in the Rio Grande to deter illegal aliens from crossing the river. Over their past week their buoy-induced wailing has already eclipsed the airtime given to issues like child labor and drug smuggling since October of 2022.