So, just when you thought network television couldn’t mangle the sanctity of the American family any further…I give you NBC’s Heartbeat, a show about a female doctor who essentially sleeps with everyone at her hospital, in her home, and pretty much all upright walking humans. And, when she can, makes the time to save a few people from certain death. By curing deadly diseases.
Got it? Good.
On…
Son: Oh, there it is. Show me the puddin'.
Grandma: Oh, is that my favorite?
Mom: Bread-and-butter pudding. It sure is.
Dad: Oh, Agnes. I thought I was your favorite?
Grandma: Oh, Pat, you're a rascal. Well, Eileen, you have really outdone yourself.
Mom: Oh, thanks, mom. Kenny helped with the dessert.
Grandma: It looks a little dry.
Son: Do you want some sauce, grandma?
Grandma: No,…
So, because I apparently wronged God at some point, I was tasked with watching the worst television show ever Tuesday night. You know it as The Real O’Neals.
On an episode titled, ‘The Real Grandma,’ just when I thought this abomination of a show couldn’t troll the depths of anti-Catholic demagoguery any more…this happened:
(OPENING SCENE: “THINGS WERE LOOKING UP AND THEN…SO GOOD TO SEE…
Jerrod: Oh, come on, are-are you really mad at me right now, Maxine?
Maxine: Yes. The only reason that your parents are suspicious of their neighbors is because they're Muslim.
Jerrod: And how is that my fault?
Maxine: It's not your fault, but I would like you to at least agree with me that they're acting crazy.
Jerrod: Well, I'm sorry. I can't agree to that.
Maxine: Well, that's why it's…
Profiling was the topic du jour on Sunday night’s edition of The Carmichael Show, on an episode titled ‘New Neighbors.’ When spying, from the front room window, on the new neighbors moving in across the street, they see the new neighbors are Muslim. They later learn that they’re from New York and recently lived in Pakistan.
Which of course, according to The Carmichaels, means nothing. Or, it…
The Real O’Neals continued their weekly, televised Jihad against the Catholic faith this week. Except, this time with a twist. Instead of making the entire show about the main character, Kenny (Noah Galvin), and his self-obsessed journey through gay adolescence, the writers decided to get Kenny’s sister Shannon (Bebe Wood) into the act.
In an episode titled ‘The Real Man,’ Shannon feels pressure…
So, The Fosters decided to give up on their 8-10 episode run of trying to be a real drama, complete with compelling story lines and witty dialogue, and instead reverted back to what they do best: LGBT activism and indoctrination.
Monday night’s episode, titled ‘Kingdom Come,’ shows Jude (Hayden Byerly), a young gay man, confronted by his straight foster sister Callie (Maia Mitchell) when he…
It turns out a TV show actually exists out there that presents topics near-and-dear to the heart of radical leftists --and yet!-- does it in a humorous way that leaves you not feeling nauseous.
On Sunday night’s episode of The Carmichael Show, titled ‘Gentrifying Bobby,’ gentrification was the main course, with sides of guilt, class envy, and victimization.
Jerrod’s brother, Bobby (LilRel…
Because Kenny is pretty recently out of the closet and doesn’t know the “ways” of gay dating yet, his brother suggests they watch gay porn. Together:
Jimmy: There are a lot of categories. Where do you want to start?
Kenny: I don't know, but I do like the shirt in the Brooks Brothers ad.
Jimmy: Oh, linen's back.
Kenny: Yeah, finally. Um, okay, let's start with something mellow. Oh, like this…
